Mary, And how are we doing today! Just as sexy as ever I take it!

Jake, you keep avoiding the question, is that your sorry ass in the picture, you know the skinny little guy with the sword? Yes they do have food prog...

Jake, Hey you picked up new word "welfare" now you are using it on Igor. Come on guy can't you think of anything other than "cheap urine stained ...

Mary, I think I read your warning about the AWE stock, but unfortunatly to many other people were telling me to buy. Now I haven't lost any money...

Jake, Want my address you skinny little dork. This morning when I woke up I took a big old jake and and wiped my ass with the pages from the spehardic...

Mary, Thank you, the funds I used were from my personal account. So that's good to know I will only be taxed on my profit. Very disapoinetd with ...

Dimitri, If I yank my investment out of AWE stock am I taxed on the whole amount or just what I have made?

Jake B., Now how in the hell do you think you actually helped Igor get to Canada. I guess you think that US taxes may have paid for some of his fare o...

Dimitri, Well I'm sure you have noticed AWE stock. It didn't make a decent jump when it opened, kinda pisses me off. I've made a few bu...

Mary, That's funny, what a personality. Will you marry me! HA Ha Ha... I wanna do some drinking with ya at one of those farm parties...

Igor, Ok sorry I just read the "better" part, maybe I should change my name!

Igor, You wern't refering to me as a pedophile were you?

Hey as long as you don't get any splinters... Oops I almost sent a sexual remark, sorry sometimes it's hard to refrain. So if I write someth...

jake, I'd rather go to hell than spend eternity with an idiot like you! You skinny wanna be poo poo filled "JC Penny pants" wearing dork.

Jake, The "sephardic" sounds like the penile disease you caught while bar hopping the gay bars in West Hollywood!