Office is closed. It will reopen on Monday, same time. Emergencies as always 911. Good night!

I'm back, Nurse. Bad news for for rooskie #6, dimi-babe's 3rd ball can not be disconnected and attached to the #6. If disconnected, rooskie ...

Office is open, your Doctor has just arrived. Sorry for any inconvenience. Rooskie #7, welcome to the club. You ejaculated pre-maturely, but we have ...

Dear rooskie, you've been served with a black chastity belt for failure to recite your anthem properly (incoherent words, weak rhymes). Though ...

Office is open. LOL. Welcome. A small procedural change due to overwhelming popularity among rooskies: enema registration from now on will require re...

Re: Emergency call (made by rooskie #5, The guy who f u c k e d all american for two days in a valley). Dx: burned mouth when tried to blow allam...

It's probably a proper time to belly dance, but not to practice medicine. Office is closed until tomorrow. Thanks everybody, I appreciate your pa...

It's rooskie #5!!! LOL. You, rooskies, are best a s s h o l e s ever. That's why you are at risk of getting hemorrhoids. ROFL. Your exam is...

No more new rooskies! I leave you #4 with #3 in the room alone. Don't do anything until I come back.

Oh, you rooskies never ejaculate, too! ROFL. Try close to home, try mother rooskie. She's not that hairy like Mary, but may be smells betterthan....

Dear 4th rooskie! I don't cure persistent erections. Neither accept them online. ROFL. Book an appointment with your local sex pathologist. Who...

4th rooskie! Dimi-babe, haven't you finished celebrating your national erection day? Time to fix the 3rd ball. ROFL.

Look who's here! Already 3 rooskies responded! LOL. While I wait for any more to come out from the closet - don't you recognize it, Hairy, w...

You are right, The Original Belly Dancer, our russian friends..., they cheap. LOL. You brainwash them with enema and all they pay is "spasiba".

Mary Mary, very hairy, How does your garden grow? With fishy smells and c*cks with bells, She got laid 9 times in a row There was a young girl called...