Fred I'm away from home and my computer... pour quoi??????

L'm, Check email!

apologies....L'san, i heard it from the window cleaner..LOL

I heard the Chinese are sending a large consignment of Viagra to Florida.... .....to help with the Election.

Well said, FRED!!! Always show a healthy bank balance.... jeezz, there's one born every minute....;0)

Stars, email me the address at my DMS email , i'll send my friend round to have a look, i think he may well be interested, but he's being ca...

You have to admit L'menexe has a point. Don't you have any other contacts, if you lived there? Something preventing you from returning to Sw...

maybe I do... What make, age is it? Is it Swiss reg.? I know someone in Zurich who knows a thing or two about selling cars. Why the hell would you ...

"I was afraid, you know, with all these pictures of naked women on its hard disk", FRED's been exchanging errr "views" with URN again!

Just like that......huh!Its OK I trust you...LMAO. Are you sure its still there? Just errr, send me the keys, I'll reduce your parking bill....L...

no, i said "i'm done with these assholes",if I remember rightly. And I am even more so ,its just on bad days, when I need a punchbag, you always...

Oh yes, starman, Happy Ramadan!!!

Use condoms!!!!

Allam, for the final time. Hoch deutsch is the equivelent of the "queens english" and is spoken by toffs and intellectuals. The Swiss speak "switzerd...

Friss mich, A'loch, du weisst wer du bist!