SEEMS BROWNSTAINS ALLAMERICAN HAS REACHED HIS BREAKING POINT WITH US. HE DRANK 15 GALLONS OF PRUNE JUICE AND IS NOW TAKING OUT HIS FRUSTRATIONS BY BEING A THREAT TO THE TALIBAN WAY OF LIFE.

ALLAM

As you know, I am committed to helping the unfortunite and mentally challenged of this world. Therefore, it is with the greatest of pleasure that I am enclosing your favorite desert, a Gourmet Box of Twinkees for your dining delights. You can have one only after you finish that great ALLAMERICAN dinner of a cheeseburger at McDonalds, of which please find enclosed a coupon. In addition, I have also sent you a pair of shoes. The left shoe goes on the same side as your a s s and/or mouth and the right one on the same side as your face. ENJOY.

yo fred:
i axually tried to send a note to milosevic
but i didnt get through:
*ACCESS DENIED and
*SERVICE UNAVAILABLE.


not that i had a whole lot to say.

Good morning all, or is that good afternoon.

BETTERTHAN

Quick note to tell you that I'm still undecided about my toenails. And, yes, I still get overly excited thinking about how you'll make them shorter. Maybe Saturday night over a fine bottle of Cabernet from the vinyards of TIJUANA MEXICO. You know last week was a very good year for Mexican wines.

Mary,
Well when you come up with a decision on how you would like you nails done give me a holler, or should that be your hollering when I'm taking care of those nasty nails. About the Tijuana wine, I think I'll take a rain check on that one. Have you ever been there? I would advise you not to eat or drink anything from that nasty little counrty. It's very unappealing. Now a fine bottle of wine from your neck of the woods might hit the spot, it may enhance the experience/art of toe nail nibbling and make it a little more erotic than it actually is. LOL. What the heck country do you live in anyway Mary. I'd like to add a location to my romantic interlude fantasy with you!!!!

Mary,
Sorry about that, I don't want you to think that I should be on the "perve message board", just having some fun.

Tijuana..damn, the last time I was there, the only two things I could remeber after getting shitfaced were Mexican cops taking my friend out of the bar for indecent behavior ( how it can anything can be indecent in Tijuana, beats the hell outta me) and the cheap (as if there were expensive ones) hookas all over the place. Mary, do not visit this shithole 🙂

Dimitri,
Really nice experience down there eh? I can't beleive the amount of people that say they actually say they like to go down there, it's kinda like visiting an impoverished hell! Nothing is indecent down there as long as you $2.00 bucks toi pay some scumbag cop (if you really want to call them cops) off. What do the hookers look like?

D-chan:

"cheap _hookas_" or "cheap _hookers_"?
the former being a water pipe; the
latter...well...

first place i got drunk, i mean _pukin'_ drunk,
was in mexico at 14. gringos were served at bars
regardless of their age....[not so the locals]
we were in a town called 'puerto penacso' [rocky
point], where stiletto switchblades were 2 bucks,
and half-sticks of dynamite [sold as 'fireworks']
were 50 cents. M-80s were a quarter.
the exchange rate, at that point in 1972, was 8
pesos to the dollar....

and what cops i saw carried sub-machine guns.

still, a much nicer place than 't-wanna'.