SO your male attraction tendencies are coming out? Sorry bro mine is exit only!

"..got a couple of you guys mixed up..""

incorrect. All Australian is a guy, but All American is a sweet girl with a chunky ass. I just love to love'er. ROFL.

Dimitri,
Should they hook up with one another?

SO I'M EXITTING YOU, WASH IT AND GET LOST
NEED ANOTHER 'BACKBONE' - I'LL STICK IT UP YOURS NEXT TIME.
LOL

For Russian speakers who have encoding feature on their comps. This is hillarious!

(languages-cyrillic-windows)


>IX âåê. Ðîññèÿ. Ïîåçä Ìîñêâà - Ïåòåðáóðã. Âàãîí. Êóïå. Íà òðåòüåé
ïîëêå
>äðûõíåò äåíùèê. Íà ïåðâîé - áîåâîé ãåíåðàë, âåñü â ìåäàëÿõ, íà âòîðîé
-
>ïîï, íàïðîòèâ - ïîïàäüÿ ñ äî÷êîé. Ãðîõîò, òðåñê. Ñâåðçàåòñÿ âíèç
äåíùèê:
>- Ãîñïîäèí ãåíåðàë, ðàçðåøèòå ïîññàòü.
>- Èäè.
>Êðÿõòÿ, ñïóñêàåòñÿ ïîï.
>- Íó êàê åìó íå ñòûäíî! Âîò âû, áîåâîé ãåíåðàë, ãðóäü ìåäàëÿìè
óêðàøåíà,
>êðîâü çà ðîäèíó ïðîëèâàëè, à îí ïðè âàñ - ïîññàòü. ß, ñâÿòîé îòåö, çà
äåëà
>âàøè ãðåøíûå ìîëþñÿ, ëûñèíó ó÷åíèåì íàæèë, à îí ïðè ìíå - ïîññàòü.
Æåíà
>ìîÿ, ÷åñòíàÿ æåíùèíà, äåâóøêîé çà ìåíÿ âûøëà, íå èçìåíÿëà íè ðàçó,
äî÷ü
>ðîäèëà, à îí ïðè íåé - ïîññàòü.
>Äî÷ü ìîÿ, ãîëóáèöà íåïîðî÷íàÿ, ãðåõà íå çíàþùàÿ, à îí ïðè íåé ïîññàòü.
>- Íó óñïîêîéñÿ, ïàïàøà, âíóøåíèå ñäåëàþ.
>Ãðîõîò, òðåñê. Âðûâàåòñÿ äåíùèê.
>- Ãîñïîäèí ãåíåðàë, ðàçðåøèòå äîëîæèòü - ïîññàë!
>Ãåíåðàë, ñî ñòðîãèì âèäîì:
>- Àõ òû, eá òâîþ ìàòü, ïèçäîãëàçîå ìóäîeáèùå! ß òåáå êòî, áîåâîé
ãåíåðàë,
>èëè õåð ñîáà÷èé? Êðîâü çà Ðîäèíó ïðîëèâàë, ãðóäü ìåäàëÿìè ðàñõóÿ÷åíà,
à òû
>ïðè ìíå - ïîññàòü. Ýòî òåáå ÷òî, êîíñêàÿ çàëóïà íà ñîëíöå áëåñòèò, èëè
>ëûñèíà îòöà ñâÿòîãî çà äåëà íàøè áëÿäñêèå ëîá ðàñøèáøåãî? À òû ïðè eì
÷òî -
>ïîññàòü. Ýòî òåáå êòî, áëÿäü ïîäçàáîðíàÿ, èëè æåíà îòöà ñâÿòîãî, ïèçäó
>ñîñåäó íå äàâàâøàÿ, äî÷ü íåâåñòü êàê ïîðîäèâøàÿ, à òû ïðè åé
ïîññàòü...
>Ýòî, ïî òâîåìó, êòî, ïîòàñêóõà ìàëîëåòíÿÿ èëè äî÷ü îòöà ñâÿòîãî, ãðåõà
íå
>çíàþùàÿ, õóÿ âî ðòó íå äåðæàâøàÿ, à òû ïðè åé ÷òî - ïîññàòü!..
>Ìàðø íà òðåòüþ ïîëêó è íå ññàòü äî ñàìîãî Ïåòåðáóðãà!